next career

i would like my next career to be one of a 'dirt digger' or perhaps the author of a trashy magazine column. Where i get to read through blogs, internet and literature sites to find any information on people, news or events. I can see myself sitting in the basement typing away, in a darkly lit room, typing away, reading, staying up late.

I would really be in my element. I love reading up on people, celebrities mostly and 'reporting' on the ongoings.